Year 2050:My Predictions

•March 4, 2009 • Leave a Comment

WARNING:THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS MY OPINIONS, SO DON’T GET OFFENDED,

AND NO RELIGIOUS COMMENTS!

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So in the year 2050, here are my predictions.

First, martians will come down from mars, and take over (NOT IN A BAD WAY), they’ll have jobs like everybody else, pray on reindeers in the south pole, they’ll hold santa claus hostage, and take him back to Mars, aliens will be born in the following places: Major Planets:Uranus and Neptune, and minature aliens will be born on the Dwarf Planet “Ceres”, and they will be the size of Little People and little green men.

Albert Einstein will come back to life, go to venus, and save the aliens from being burned to death (The surface on Venus is might HOT!).

The shore of the oceans will expand, and come towards the streets, and within several hours,

it’ll cover many cities and wipe away thousands of people and animals (AND EINSTEIN, LOL),

and that annoying mustache he had will drop in the hands of a little boy, and his parents will  put

it in a mueseum and sell to scientist’s for $10 Million.

UH-OH! June 17, 2050, an asteroid shall shoot off to earth within a blink of an eye in two weeks!

Singer/Actress Cher will do pig calls and scare the asteroid off and send it to all three dwarf planets, only killing all of the minature aliens.

Oh Cher, now the aliens are furious with you, the ones on Uranus, Neptune, and the ones on

earth anyways, they’re gonna abduct you, and leave you to burn on Venus, Cher, don’t you wish you could “turn back time”?

Oh-uh, Planet venus is actually falling, and is gonna stop at one point, and then it’s gonna fall down on earth, leading Earth and Venus to Hell.

IT’S HAPPENING! it’s the freakin’ war of the worlds, Earth and Venus (Sister Planets) are being mixed into one, making two planets into one, and they are falling, everyone on earth

is falling, their stomache’s are droping like they’re on a roller coaster, BANG!

EVERYTHING IS GONE, AND NOW GOD IS COMING FROM THE HEAVENS, AND HE LEAVES EVERYONE FROM EARTH IN HELL FOR THEM TO BURN BECAUSE OF THEIR

SINS!

Now god is gone to create a whole new world, in the second Universe.

THE END

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